1. |
Apocalypso
03:47
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hold up yall i fricken dropped my glasses
voice in yr head yelling drop those classes
yr favorite song singing drop those asses
get so much brain im Jacqueline Onassis
or doctor mrs the monarch
forever quantum im counting on quarks
clutch in new york like my man jon starks
nationalized the game so all you other rappers get on marx
and ready set go give me a heavy set, bro
watch me level metros firefighter i get hose
convinced ed edd and eddy its time to let go
and let the meme god flow thinkin bout those beans yall know
spit more disgusting than Sálo
why is your one so hallow
im stereo and your mono
gary oak/ allyssa milano
she said kiss her in the gratto
big ups vanzetti and sacco
fire stay ready like mako
yr mans upset he can not go
back to casa morocco
mix up the sauce like its guapo
spreading cheese like some nachos
get ready i aint leaving apostles
lets go beserk now
that bitter herb sound
much to your boyfriends disappointment
im your girl now
we put in work now
lets hope it works out
we smash like ness and lucas
but this aint earthbound
this just the first round
we make it burst now
got a performance so enormous
break the curses wow
you said for me to grab your neck like you were Gon and i'm Hisoka
lying in a basement feeling like Neil and this is after the gold rush
ride me like a crazy horse cuz im bout to go nuts
dunkin on everyone like i was makin donuts
improvised uterine devices man im about to blow up
hunter license or a dyson sphere we out here on a glow up
i drink your soba i speak so robust
my hope was at its lowest
senpai got my notice
i stay focused my haters so pissed
you kittens smitten ive been gettin so ferocious
rep that white lotus act like you might know this
deep fried insides my fit it stay so crisp
i am vengence best served like a cold dish
t4t4ever man we don’t fuck with no cis
stay cautious or get nauseous i am like neurosis
count my losses like albatrosses Kublai like im Coleridge
Apocalypso rockin disco i hit with closed fist
active distro captain sisko my dominion a whole ship
lets go beserk now
that bitter herb sound
much to your boyfriends disappointment
im your girl now
we put in work now
lets hope it works out
we smash like ness and lucas
but this aint earthbound
this just the first round
we make it burst now
got a performance so enormous
break the curses wow
call me Nosferatu Zodd
got my godhand squad
why my future so odd
eat the losers tide pods
i maneuver in the dark
like a shooter with a spark
took an uber to the park
driver said to do her for a lark
she said i soothe her like i'm Sarte
dont put the horse before Descartes
so of course i hit the mark
been the source from the start
yelling fuck work make art
im a fuckin work of art
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2. |
Diogenes
01:48
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spit sick as wet market batshit in wuhan
and if were talking lashes im not talking glue ons
make a like a dot org and get a fuckin move on
before i make you a cyborg turn your eyes into screw ons
yall nuanced as new monsters
who’s crew fosters dreams of legitimacy in a new office that holds like 2 hostages
im a fuckin nausicaan romulan ale got me all lost up in the sauce again
never met a law of time or space i could not suspend
like the fire inside of me i do not need oxygen
burning bright from spite mixed with radioactive toxins
agnostic as to when this city is about pop off again
i dont make nerd rap i make rap for rap nerds to say they heard that way back back before john the baptist was wearing burlap
saks fifth avenue attitudes handed to you like your life on a silver platter dude
motherfuck some platitudes this not go and you will not be passing through
we are passing over coming for your first born today bs and me stay stacking grovers
thats blue faces trying to avoid any new cases
dont try me acting like harvey dent we dont need no two faces
heres to the radical left taking over new spaces
oh my glob is that a venture brothers reference that itself is a DC nod
like you didnt already know foucault was an intersectional rap god
such a beauty to see when the beast is runnin
they call me bell cause the hooks keep comin
oh yall like jewelry i got rings surrounding me like i was saturn and yall were my progeny
eating up any rappers trying to act hard in the garb of misogyny
dont stop the beat i got the heat thats antihetical to your sophistry
cynical philosophy somewhere between Diogenes and Socrates
man yall just some plucked chickens in all honesty
but if the homies have to carry weight like Nnamdi said “put it on me”
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3. |
Let's Make A Wheel
03:04
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open your third ear to optimal realities
dont come at me on some logical fallacies
always did have a way with words and maladies
mans from japan we just callin him salary
wage slave life left you thirsting for a new hourly
animals and land to husband sounds like a dowery
name this the “land of the white clouds” like im Maori
smoke all blacks my haka got you cowering
ton a potential energy about to bloom like a spring room full of buds flowering
im so of sick of trying to find your kind empowering
power is as powers does
for foucaults sake its knowledge from which power comes
like i contain atoms from that which birthed a thousand Suns
who says you get to know the way life comes
ok let make this interdenominational
church of only the most sensational
tear down the walls to your heart or find you a mason who will
more chill than ice you fill the swill cooked in basement stills
why am i supposed to care what a racist feels?
fuck a fascist ill smash his face with 8 inch heels
record it and store it for my extraordinarily exorbitant Entertainment Reels
smooth as the day you got new skates with no brakes and tasted
the sweet combination of pavement and wheels
take a minute and they exhibit great precision required to take a vision and make it real
imagine being the first person who looked at a tree and said fuck it y’all lets make a wheel
power is as powers does
but for foucaults sake its knowledge from which power comes
like i contain atoms from that which birthed a thousand Suns
who says you get to know the way life comes
smile that kind of icy blue smile
dont act like im new cause i been here a while
it could happen to you so you better
use guile
i make sonic booms and smash it shoot style
call me dana or fox cause my exes got files
ill just go home if you can’t make it worthwhile
they went straight for the dome like an expert freestyle
nothing but hate for the throne i am no anglophile
crawl out through the fallout spit radioactive piles
she said i think you are a tinkerer i said call me miles
stop talking in black face when you’re sauce is so mild
my flow Yangtze, Euphrates, Amazon and Nile
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4. |
Humoric
02:02
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smiled so much my face hurts
crush is tough this is way worse
kissing on lips like vapors
taking off slips like papers
fuck so loud wake neighbors
smoking on clouds we stay blurred
coaster of emotion veiled in anger
we’re about to set sail no anchors
my love Malakili for rancors
yeah i made a milli and it aint yours
you can say its silly and stay cursed
staying in philly til its may first
grizzled like gritty in a city full of fakers
they glizzy on my dizzy for the rizzie Im a quaker
anything to cause a scene im a queen maker
i dont mean to be mean but im just an undertaker
cruise so much im a circuit breaker
loving touch rumbling earthquaker
edible game been housing bakers
oedipal thing your mom i savored
generally clean bean for the favor
getting land like a thousand acres
impervious to the sound of haters
most murderous in a round of slayers
slaters hand demanded blade versus buffy
new patch is out who asked dot.dev to buff me
on for so long she calling me Luffy
listening to oolong you all are lucky
my game too strong not a soul above me
put the whole crew on and its so damn lovely
whomst among yall do not want to fuck me
truth is out there but no one im trusting
Ray Parker Junior i am Busting
ethical consumer that means nothing
goated like Rumours how that cran man loved Dreams
its not a tumor, which Arnold quote are you on buzzfeed?
check the Humors black bile disgusting
better a burner than a life of rusting
or heck a Doomer full of nihilist suffering
exempt from Zoomer’s and their childish fussing
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Lie to me, Just a little
do you remember what life was like in the before times?
they asked me while i wore a hole in my head searching for more rhymes
been gone for more than a few fortnights
steady trying to find a way to get this shit shorted right
unable to write anything more than i just sorta like
love or hate it im trying to push past the borderline
but the coordinates sorta line up
in ways that make me think i must
possess a most distressed and disordered mind
you get assorted kinds of preordered finds
while my voice cries the most discordant lines
quote the old me oh my gods yall shorty fine
Heres to life in an ahistorical timeline
Lie to me, Just a little
this is supposed to be the year that everything gets better
somehow virality became synonymous with trendsetter
i gotta spend lesser lets make these ends wetter
friends of a feather wakka flock together
gettin hot and weathered
gray hairs got me poppin letters
ive been rockin sweaters
drip never not unfettered
Jaya Durga lets not forget her
try as hard as you want you’ll never stop the weather
so lets lean in to it like if the end is what we gotta cop then friends lets cop together
man i am ICU Cold
Why Dumile never got to be old?
this shits been such a mother fuck to behold
how 2020 never ran outta guns to reload?
stories tend not get funnier when retold
yet yall keep saying some shit that we know
everything im given im tryin to give back threefold
but thats a throne that can never be resold
dont care if emilio esteves is here for the repo
like none of us can act thats not a flow that we stole
Rest In Power DOOM forever THE GOAT
pendulum swings back thats foucault
first and last step is acting like you know
chop it up and reverse the track like uno
you just activated my trap card yugi
oh no im an old soul like harold melvin and the blue notes
If you dont know me by now
then you may never never never never know
held my tongue for too long and im about to let it go
its your favorite mc’s favorite enemy
they been sending me death notes
lyrical swords break spherical wards
anything you said i said it better with rest notes
stay ahead of the game the center remains im rendering change until the day my breath goes
fuck a beamer yall lemurs with a extra long finger or just extra like a streamer screamin lets go
catch me ballin like hasanabi
dont need a minaj cause hasan’s got me
patriots acting up like crenshaw copies
ok buddy not even the dmca could stop me
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6. |
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t4t rockin needles got you holding on to the edge of your seat
see its me don cheedles cause im about to hotel rwanda on this beat
got the sauna heat brought mondo weedz my karma green like iguana’s feets
honestly it’s astonishing the way im demolishing all these intolerable mcs
cum socks full of memes chuck bronson in the sheets
hasanabi zombies on the streets
hotter than constable odo on the day he first encountered the great link
an experience all encompassing
countless other beings who spent millennia under dominion suffering
dont hate me cause lately been staying in kate B so high in these heights im wuthering
Heathcliff, its me, im cathy
sweet spit in my mouth miss jackson if you nasty
im sorry you already got in yr rari and drove right past me
the sad thing you haven’t seen ive been averaging a k-d ratio better than half of these so called goats could even come close to imagining
make massive bucks you sappy fucks
like daffy ducks with your incessant blatherings
your ashes im scattering im ash with a caterpie disasters been after me
since i could remember my bank account mattering
spit the coldests rocks you can find outside of saturns rings
no more open shots dikembe nope-ing swats like my lyrics shaq and these backboards i am shattering
b$genius juicing up the batteries
nnamdi when he be sooper swagerring
magic im gathering like wuberg mattering
monster mashing these buttons got twinks like links who love me sooper brotherly smashing
otherworldly dashing my swords they stay clashing
in the forest basking like an ingenue in a horror movie cabin scene
such a savage thing to see me semantically bashing these neo-facist actors who fashion themselves after anything with a brutal aesthetic as if thats a thing
mortimer and ethel we them old jews
with a mortar and pestle i will mold you
crack a boy open with the cold few
im sorry b but we need the old you
to dispose dudes who think they can scold you
but they old news i swore i told you
i am goku i am goku i am goku man im goku
im so sooper dudes be hating
im so sooper peach is waiting
im so sooper lois lane-ing
im so sooper im just saying
build the culture that im conveying
my belt is scripture and im just slaying
i am the picture yall just the framing
my flow sicker than a kid on a waiting
list for a new heart and kidneys
this generations mork and mindy
out of this world but i rep the windy
apples to apples and blunts to blunts
laughing at yall like im nelson muntz
have to admit its been a hellish month
rap about my life dont embellish much
shoalin style im a zealous monk
mountain wilds hiding elephants
turn any room into my element
avatar state mastered all four elements
chomping girders like worthers yall just stay hella bent
your takes so fake could make a pornstar celibate
oh great its late predictable rhyme for the hell of it
mmm mmm mmm for the smell of it
they/them pussy statistically shown to make me yell a bit
be a cold day in hades before i have my fill of it
catch me smelling of sage and rosewater
gathering making mage im mark rosewater
power increasing with age so i go harder
why you calling me daddy like im yo father
pooh to the bullshit i dont give no bothers
or heck i catch wreck sportin a beherit on my neck
inspectactah deck to your odb
just let me know bby what makes you go crazy
been on the low lately i know im no jay z
more like j dilla and its time to make the donuts
new wave killer im asimov to you robots (robuts)
call up yacker im just trying to smoke more blunts
since two thousand fifteen i ain’t even been on tour much
been in the studio for what feels like one hundred fifty four months
so of course my catalog is well on its way to enormous
rap like john henry so bring on more runts
imma keep it real to you like them yellow runts
come back when you got more than minion level funds
oh heaven im just trying to have hella fun
they’ll never forget me like a graveyard of elequence
honestly can you show me a rapper with this level of intelligence?
its all an illusion michael this aint arrested development
did anyone ever find out where mr wendell went?
that Tennessee sound is just atlanta with embellishments.
triple six mafia everything i spit got’s a a hellish bent
if bars were minnows id have the mouth of a pelican
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7. |
Big Dialectic Energy
02:45
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got that big dialectic energy
y’all messing with this ecstacy
for hecks ill resurrect an enemy
better pay respects or make amends with me
ill jason mamoa u shipwrecks and anemones
you’ve parallel bars but youll never intersect with me
can you show me something even worth mentioning
or is it all just men that you’re centering
but for real square up with me in the center ring
#killallmen you had best believe
did you not hear me when i said you rappers i am mentoring
yo this one’s over so you better let her sing
my love they spit with hecate
my hearts not possible to be measuring
nalut palum (blue lotus) for my wedding ring
you shreks go back to your swamps and festering
if you got that thang on you better let it ring
anita bell you need a belt to hold up the dream of keeping up with me
reflexively kicked your ass like you touched my knee
in what world could you ever ever ever fuck with me
your boy and girl are both tryin to fuck with me
you think you are more than a fuck to me
john cena so you gonna need to level up to see
how you gonna tell me you dont fuck with weed
try some hydro or nitro cause you aint up to speed
my machines aint micro so ima fuck up this beat
live every night of my life like its shark week on discovery
y’all predators encircling me like im swimming in a bloody sea
but you’re too much of a baby to ever eat a bloody thing
mash or mop i you know i got that bloody thing
reference so dense i look like charlie in that always sunny meme
james jebbia on ya like i run supreme
dan harmons a better rapper than yall even with his stuttering
let me count the ways im better than all nah ill stop at a hundred things
but its that thing you do thats got me wondering
every word i say is with the rage of Durga thundering
I am Marie Kondo and you joyless fucks are cluttering
but my bread and such is buttering
what did you say speak up no muttering
she don’t wanna fuck it dont make her a slut or queen
why dont you little boys grow up and read
some grown folks shit on feminism before commenting our discussion piece
if you dont know lorde, lee, or Krenshaw then cousin please
y’all all my children and like that crab im done mothering
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8. |
Theomancy
02:47
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y'all want me to give samuel clemency?
i speak divine and call it
theomancy
y’all about as appealing as neo dancing
keep your eyes off my paper i see yo glancing
(full)
sucks to your ass mar
piggy wish you had more
give me public transport
sending back that passport
(1/2)
i prefer those that are of the trans sort
been ballin em on since turned the game to a damn sport
i am to lyrics as kanye is to jansport
you know i had to do it to em like a pair of air pods in tan shorts
y'all spamming whack lyrics just like you was some canned pork
make about as much sense as an anime club that banned dorks
(full)
high schooler who don’t stan doors
white dude who doesn’t slam doors
(1/2)
hand swelling cause he put his fist through walls
yelling at his girlfriend cause she missed his calls
breath so cold they call me mister frost
yeah you broke a window but you missed the boss
meet me in atlantic city cause i miss the boss
if i died right now it would history’s loss
shaggy up whenever mystery calls
your lyrics are broke homie they’re fit to recall
everything i writes a mother fucking diss track
heard you wanna fight yo come get up on this track
this is your invite to the pro-trans cis bash
rockin heads every night im the leading cause of whiplash
(1/2)
hop up off my dick fast
gandolf never get past
you shitty like you ripped ass
these bitties wanna kiss mac
(full)
written in the stars so you can call it kismet
he love me cause my bars even tho we just met
everything i touch turns gold and is a must get
shooters a bit much you’re more like a busted musket
put my balls in your mouth like mr bucket
tore the game a new one essentially just to fuck it
tho i come off harsh it’s fundamentally love shit
mixtape circa two thousand four and she’s sending me luck smiths
every single island is a memory of eruptions
Xavier with Cerebro im not one to be
mentally fucked with
my flow reaching levels of human centipede disgusting
trying to keep up with me kid you better be hustling
fox mulder so i never keep trusting
chinua achibe so its the center we busting
transcend like zen and im entering nothing
men only want one thing and it fucking disgusts me
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9. |
Quinnipiac
01:59
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i guess im fightin now somebody hold my glasses
dummy thicc like cold molasses
obelisk dick straight pollin the masses
quinnipiac cause the poll so massive
birth of the clinic he ask is foucault a classic
they just call me the doctor said i could forgo the classes
act like they want me to go noname on they asses
i murdered the game already so close the caskets
don’t deadname them that ones older than cassius
why the hate fam facebook or 8chan trollin the fascists
im shook on the looks that got sold off them lashes
dont you ever die holdin them smashes
my special bars get swole off those dashes
fuckin on cars snorting old friends ashes
i may never know what its like to let go of this passion
hold up wait the mic is too cold imma have to pass it
everybody act like they missed the plot
im out here just trying to get my wrists to pop
woke up from a dream where i kicked a cop
its just that my fits just the most fit to cop
don’t need to mention all the hits i got
more flows than mesopotamia had ziggurats
im unorthodox as unordered socks my rhythms reminiscent of discordant knocks
plus this right here is where the border stops
ultimate price how can we afford to not
tell me whats a rollie if not a boring watch
why your shit such a god damned bore to watch?
when i say i do it for the streets i mean i do it for the blocks
got more gold bars than were housed in fort knox
spit so sick got your stomach forming knots
like you grabbed the hennesey and downed like forty shots
getting bob from yr girl she look like courtney cox
it was 91 my momma told me we cant afford reeboks
you j-roc with an even more poor beet box
sweatshirt like earl grey tea you better pour me hot
get under your skin like ive been forming spots
you don’t get to tell me when the mourning stops
lake michigan has got all the best morning spots
come back to the future like i been restoring clocks
cunilonimbus i am forever storming box
chamberlain or wayne gretzky because i just be scoring lots
tell your boyfriend to stop sending me so many forget me nots
serving up treats so sweet on beats that'll make you swear their laced with pot
miles o’brien in the engine room im telling you she’s giving it all she gots
hold up let me sew my lips together give you fuck rappers a sporting shot
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10. |
Commerce Freestyle
02:18
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mc foucault Chicago, Illinois
mc foucault is a queer trans indigenous/mexican rapper from michigan. They moved to Chicago in july 2017. They use sample driven and original beats and rap about various issues from memes, anime and video games to queer, trans social justice issues.
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