Kirby Enthusiasm
(MILLIPEDES FOR THE MOLEMEN)

Got it so hot y'all give me standing ovations
while I'm spamming the squat[1] like my whole family's Croatian
if my dad's Jackie Chan[2] am I Hispanic or Asian?
please understaånd this equation ()[3] me no panic just blazing
at any random location i’m your romantic liaison
killa Beys in formation[4]
the doctor's[5] now handling patients

I put the wots in tarnations[6]
I put the spots on dalmatians
I move the block with my cadence
Now time just stops when i say shit
But the beat goes on cause i made it
Alex Strong[7] in the paint and
Singing So Long[8] to fake friends
We can roll out the Save ends[9]
Y'all kittens tryin my patience
I need to find an oasis
Pass me that blunt and i'll face it
Why y'all stuntin so basic?
Im kinda something like LASIK[10]
take your quirk and erase it[11]
If there's something to say then
I'm Malcolm Little and Dakin[12]

Welcome to Kirbys Memeland[13]
Im a giant herbing with green hands[14]
Defiantly serving up steamed hams[15]
Yo shuhei hold up i got remands[16]

Misery[17] in the moment
Missouri in the mornings[18]
Mysteries in the motions
Miss her seas in this ocean[19] (oh shit)

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[1] “Why do Slavs squat?” is a satirical catchphrase associated with imageboards and forums discussing Eastern European people and cultures http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/why-do-slavs-squat-slav-squat

[2] My dad and jackie chan are aging to look like the same person

[3] I use medical marijuana to treat anxiety

[4] Beyonce - Formation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDZJPJV__bQ

[5] My initials are DRB and so many folks call me Doctor or Doctor B

[6] “What in Tarnation?” is a rhetorical question meaning “what in damnation?”, which is often associated with Americans living in the Southern United States expressing incredulous bewilderment. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-in-tarnation

[7] Drummer of Endolphins and one of the progenitors of this particular beat

[8] So Long is my queerpop band SoLongNaota.Bandcamp.com

[9] A saving throw in D&D http://dnd4.wikia.com/wiki/Saving_throw

[10] Corrective laser eye surgery

[11] Boku No Hero Academia character Shota Aizawa “eraser head” who’s special power is erasing others’ special powers http://bokunoheroacademia.wikia.com/wiki/Shota_Aizawa

[12] Church of The Three Cats is at the corner of Malcolm X (born Malcolm Little) and Dakin in Lansing, Michigan

[13] Gamboy title Kirby’s Dreamland but with memes

[14] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Giant but with Weed

[15] Simpsons shitpost classic http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/steamed-hams

[16] Once I beat magic the gathering hall of famer Shuhei Nakamura in a Grand Prix with a timely remand

[17] The first Endolphins release was called North of Misery as a nod to their being in Iowa north of missouri

[18] In 2015 I toured with Endolphins and had two amazing mornings in St Louis, s/o to KPAX and calcifer

[19] Sometimes you meet someone who forever changes the way you think about things like water, and then you drown in thoughts never actually able to grasp anything completely again