Spacetime McConaughey
(HARRY AND THE HUMAN CENTIPEDES)


Another space time anomaly[38]
An Interstellar[39] odyssey
Alright alright alright
Im Mathew McConaughey
Im unfuckingstoppable
the impossible possible
The whole world's my hospital
not a gd thing is inoperable[40]
Credentials are laudable
Essentially i got it all
Took a look at the d
And then called an audible[41]
Obliterate any Obstacle
Precipitate like waterfalls
Instigate a kinder cause
Evicerate a haunted ghoul[42]

When i fucks with physics the laws get more lax
my words carry weight like the world's biggest snorlax[43]
Come at me son yr gonna need more VATS[44]
carried this town[45] for So Long[46] im getting a sore back
their love for me like a tree to the Lorax[47]
My lyrics paint pictures so i call them a Rorschach[48]
my bones are telling me bad weathers on the forecast
a storm is rolling in this is the calm before that

Past five centuries all of them regrettable[49]
Just like entropy i am inevitable[50]
I was meant to leave my head it was full
Fundamentally i'm so far ahead of these fools
Down five hennessy's trying just to deaden this pulse[51]
Iron sentry's lining the edge of the mall[52]
100% dying to dismantle this wall[53]
Johnny five empathy no disassemble this bot[54]
Quintessentially im X at the head of this school[55]
Intermittently you slept in my bed it was cool
incidentally we had sex in the end of the pool
Human centipede[56] that ass it was my edible[57]

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[38] My favorite Star Trek trope
[39] My favorite Matthew McConaughey film
[40] See note #5
[41] In american football a quarterback will notice something about the defense and change the play at the line of scrimmage, this is called an audible
[42] These are hearthstone cards
[43] Snorlax is a very large and heavy pokemon that can only be moved by playing a special flute
[44] Vault-tec assisted targeting system in Fallout video game franchise, the more skill points one has the more they can do in combat before an enemy reacts
[45] I have been a pillar of the diy community in lansing michigan for 20 years
[46] So Long Naota/Collective see note #8
[47] Dr Seuss character who is the protector of nature
[48] The Rorschach test is a psychological test in which subjects' perceptions of inkblots are recorded and then analyzed using psychological interpretation, complex algorithms, or both.
[49] Since Europeans have arrived on the shores of North and South America they have brought only misery and genocide
[50] The second law of thermodynamics requires that, in general, the total entropy of any system can't decrease other than by increasing the entropy of some other system. Hence, in a system isolated from its environment, the entropy of that system tends not to decrease.
[51] Drinking is a mostly self destructive behavior for myself and I tend to only do it when i wish to self harm
[52] Episode 3 of the 1997 anime Beserk
[53] Fuck borders fuck walls freedom is not possible when they exist
[54] 1986 film Short Circuit about a robot that gains sentience and learns of death the term for which is dissassemble
[55] Professor Xavier from the X-Men comics who runs a school for Mutants
[56] 2009 Dutch body horror film Human Centipede tells the story of people sewn mouth to ass
[57] Analingus